Freakin' Off

As a first post, this shit has really been a long time coming, but lemme open this shit up by saying that this Gucci Mane video for "Freaky Gurl" is everything that's right with Hip Hop. I must admit that I counted my nogga out after the whole Jeezy shit, but any nigga who murders a nigga that tried to rob them and gets away with time served is certified gangsta. Beyond the amazing chorus and triple six-like beat break down, the visuals are amazing. Let us explore.

-Gucci is all about the kids. Opening the video, the lil baby runs up to Gucci's mama talking bout how freaky his new girl looks. Note to parents: teach your children to identify freaky hoes! How else are they going to know who not to emulate? First step to keeping your daughter off the pole: identify pole workers.

-The unprecedented use of these hoes. Look at the way these stupid ass video hoes look like they don't even want to be there. Every other video has these hoes fawning over the artist like the nigga is King Tut resurrected. Not here, and Gucci is rich! (In the video at least.)

-He rocks Mike Vick's. Real G's support Vick, who for the record, didn't do shit wrong. Tangent alert: Fuck dogs and fuck you if you're comdemning him. I say lets treat the dogs like people-- if they stupid enough to fight, let 'em fight!

-He has shit shaved in his head. Like every other southern nigga, he's not afraid to be 2 years behind the trends.

-The "brain in the front seat of the hummer" dance. Right now, I do this at every function I attend. Especially when they play this shit. Speaking of which, this shit is the new "Gimme That Pussy," when it drops in the club. Heaven on Earth.

-The nigga toast's the Mazerati and leaves the hoes thirsty. I would had Henny in glass though. But you already knew this.

-Yo Gotti!

In closing, this video is jam packed with trillness. I said it before, and I'll say it again, real G's always prevail. Oh yea, check out his album cover. Gucci!